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Joke of the Day
"Do you want to have a home? You need a ho and you need me"
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"Joke Trade You post a joke, i will (hopefully) make a thread out of it with other jokes or at the very least post One response that is related. Lets trade!"
"Why are men like paper cups? They're disposable"
"Joined Match.com... And all I got was a lit cigarette"
"[senses date is losing interest in me] ""my uncle was the guy who did the rap in Red Red Wine"""
"After 20 years of marriage, the one thing that pisses off my wife ... of 6 years is that I keep a running total."
"Men are like shag carpets. Soft fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on."
"Hear about the man with a penis shaped like a rocket?... His wife was over the moon"
"How many potatos does it take to kill an Irishman? None....."
"What did the brazillian father ask for for christmas from his wife? ""A little head, baby"""