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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an EDM party full of serial killers at the bottom of the ocean? Deep-rave."
Next Joke
"Pretty sure my dog is even ashamed of me right now, and I've seen him do some questionable shit. Don't ask."
"My girlfriend broke up with me She thinks that I'm childish. So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and then ran away."
"What do you call a Mexican in trouble with the law Juanted"
"When I was a kid. I used to come home drunk & beat my Dad."
"My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !"
"5: I want to do something no one else has ever done. Me: Help me clean? 5: No. Something fun."
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? a pilot"
"Whats small,green and smells like pork ? Kermit the frogs dick !"
"I went to the zoo the other day.. I went to the zoo the other day and all they had was a dog. It was a shihtzu."