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Joke of the Day
"Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend? Because they're too young for him"
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"You know what's really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2"
"My mother never attempted to wean me off of breast feeding. Just cut me off entirely one day... ...as if that first year of college wasn't difficult enough."
"What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street? Slip not."
"What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?"
"A friend asked me if I'd rather marry a mediocre woman, or my dream girl-- plus a dick. ""That's easy,"" I said. ""I don't want to settle for average. I'll take the girl with two dicks."""
"Why do people say children are the future? They are clearly the present. Old people are the future."
"I accidentally took an extra step when I reached the top of the stairs and now I'm in a marching band."
"WebMD: You have cancer. Me: No, I feel fine. I clicked you by mistake. WebMD: And good thing you did... Cuz of the cancer."
"Black guy just told me ""Stay up playa"" but didnt say until what time and I usually go to bed around 11 so not sure what to do now."