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Joke of the Day

"WebMD: You have cancer. Me: No, I feel fine. I clicked you by mistake. WebMD: And good thing you did... Cuz of the cancer."

"A horse walks into a bar Several people got up and left at the potential danger in the situation."

"Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work? He didn't want no scrubs"

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice"

"Talking about planets with my nephew. He asked if you could Plow thru Uranus because it's all gas"

"I bet Pope Benedict will appear on Celebrity Rehab this season."

"What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters? A Pedo File."

"Joke from my jazz history class: You are stuck on an island with Hitler, Stalin, and Kenny G. You have a gun, but you only have two bullets. What do you do? You shoot Kenny G. Twice."

"Did you know those round bales of hay you still see in fields were outlawed? Yep. The cows weren't getting a square meal. **Great road trip jokenever gets old* ^(to ^me)"

"Hello jokesters! How about we show off our best 'I'm so poor that...' jokes. Fell free to put any joke that you feel is funny."