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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do kids like to eat in the playground? A: Recess Pieces."
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"What happened to the concussed gravedigger? He lost the plot."
"I hate people who buy gym memberships just to walk on a treadmill. WALKING IS FREE."
"I failed to stop a suicidal Catholic guy from blowing himself up. ""Abort, abort abort"", I shouted."
"Embarrassed Shopper I get so embarrassed grocery shopping when I see the Salad Dressing"
"October's cool because you can buy 60 Snickers, 48 beers, a hockey mask, chainsaw, 30 leaf bags and the cashier won't even acknowledge it."
"Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans? They always take the green cards"
"Hitler meets Anne Frank one day in the camp. Hitler: you know, I like you... how about you join me for dinner next Friday? Anne Frank: let me check my diary"
"Can't help but think if I hadn't eaten that baby corn in 2001 it would now be teenage corn."
"Married Couple Friend:hey how's your married life buddy..... Jhon: 20 years before it was like heaven ....... 20 years after no fucks given"