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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do kids like to eat in the playground? A: Recess Pieces."
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"My bro and I are building a bar. My step bro and I want to build a bar in Aushwitz to tap an undiscovered tourism market. We want to call it Gin and Jews."
"How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one to tell the three illegal immigrants he hired to do it."
"How do you start a raid in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling!"
"My (black) coworkers informed me that black people can't get lice? ""You know what else they can't get? Good jobs."" I received a write-up :("
"Grape Joke What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe!"
"What do mice eat during the summer? Micecream"
"What did the young digital clock say to its Grandfather clock? ""Look Grandpa, no hands!"""
"Down with the metric system no more foreign rulers!"
"When I'm bored, I like to superglue Doritos to my cat and make it run around the house like a stegosaurus."