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Joke of the Day
"What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?"
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"When hipsters replaced hippies, we lost free love and drugs and got skinny jeans. Worst. Trade. Ever."
"i argued with the parrot at the pet store until it got sold away and the guy who bought it wouldnt let me in his car. that means i won"
"What do you call a Mankee who Raps A Rhymeape"
"If I ever go to prison I will immediately go up to the biggest person and tickle them."
"What goes ""Tick Tock, woof woof""? A watchdog."
"I came up with a new joke I invented a new word: Plagarism"
"A drunk homeless guy wanted to fight me yesterday As soon as he kicked me and lost his shoe I could smell defeat."
"Aw, I would love to keep up with the Kardashians. But being a 'pregnant-solar-powered-douche-magnet' is an art form I haven't yet perfected."
"Music is like people, the black notes are the fastest"