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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally took an extra step when I reached the top of the stairs and now I'm in a marching band."

"If a deadly alligator appears in the instant after you tell your friends you'll see them later there is literally no way to warn them"

"Why did they stop the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."

"How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler!"

"Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman."

"What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!"

"I got my hair cut this morning and my wife still hasn't said a thing about it. omg, I'm so mad right now I can barely breathe."

"So hard to hurt a vampire's feelings because you can't say ""how do you sleep at night?"" or ""how do you look at yourself in the mirror?"""

"What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a"

"The key to a great tweet is attention to detale."