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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Hitler change a lightbulb? It was just out of his reich."
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"What does an egg say when he gets turnt? Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation."
"Why did the star go to the bathroom? Because it had to Twinkle."
"If we are what we eat... ...children in Africa don't exist."
"What do you call a Japanese pirate? J-Peg."
"Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy why do you keep coming back? Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wife's cooking."
"What is the playing surface of the New Orleans Superdome called? Mardi grass."
"How does a shepherd integrate black and white flocks? Ewe-substitution"
"A woman isn't really heartbroken unless she does something drastic to her hair."
"How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way."