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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way."
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"Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are just dying to get in!"
"What's an owl's favorite rock band? Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game."
"*On date* Her: hey, how are you? Me: yeah really g.. BRAIN: *interrupting* TELL HER THAT RAP ABOUT ANTS YOU MADE UP ON THE WAY HERE."
"What does a doughnut have in common with a nut? They dough nut have anything in common."
"I'm not racist... ...because I have a color TV!"
"What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House? Precedent."
"A guy comes into a bar. No wait.. it was a horse. So, a guy comes into a horse..."
"""Your word is their..."" ""Your word is their,"" said the spelling bee judge. The contestant, confused, asked for a sentence. ""They're looking for their dog over there,"" replied the judge."
"[museum] Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit? ""through that door"" Thank you very ruff! ""What'd you say?"" *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*"