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Joke of the Day

"What is the playing surface of the New Orleans Superdome called? Mardi grass."

"NEWSFLASH: Billy Corgan has permanently lost his voice, and can only lip sync his songs... Going forward his band will be known as 'DUBSMASHING PUMPKINS'."

"I make out with a squirrel at a party one time, and now everyone is scared of me? That's just ridiculous, he was dead for at least 2 hours."

"Well it's taken 10 years, but I've just finished my first book.... I think I will start reading another tomorrow.."

"What did the pickle say to the cucumber? Come on in the water's brine!"

"Why did you name your son Tinnitus? I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it."

"God loves everyone You know, it's in that book you hold up when you're yelling at gay people."

"Why is the next Windows version 10? Because 7 8 9"

"Do you know who Candice is?? Candice who?? Candice dick fit in your mouth??"

"Why are there so few Christians on 4chan? Because religious people don't like faggots"