122304
Joke of the Day
"How does a shepherd integrate black and white flocks? Ewe-substitution"
Next Joke
"[Olive Garden] Me: *walks in* Hostess: *hands me shovel* Bury the bodies in the back. Me: Huh? Hostess: When you're here you're family."
"Now that the Australian dollar is worth 0.70 USD.. Can we just call it the Feminist Dollar?"
"I had a harder childhood than most. My parents didn't send me to a therapist, they sent me to a theanalrapist."
"My New Year's Resolution was to stop masturbating Well I guess there's always next year"
"What's the saddest computer you can buy? A Dell"
"What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus? He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe."
"Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated... Now I`m facing sexual harassment charges."
"The clinic asked me why I had written an incorrect blood type on my form I told them it was Typo"
"Confucius say ""Virginity is like bubble; one prick, all gone."""