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Joke of the Day
"Why did the star go to the bathroom? Because it had to Twinkle."
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"Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus."
"I love how, in the year 2010, TV news channels still use a background graphic of a reel-to-reel tape player when they play 911 recordings."
"A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar. Now that's a sweet ass."
"Is amazed how I go to bed with normal hair and wake up looking like a beat up version of medusa. Am I fighting crime in my sleep? Wtf."
"My teacher was pointing a ruler at me an said, ""There's an idiot at the end of this ruler!"" I got detention after asking which end."
"Girl, if you got any hotter you'd be so earth-shatteringly hot the ground would split & we'd burn to death in molten lava. That would suck."
"What's the worst hereditary disease? Cousins"
"Man: a pack of condoms please. Cashier: would you like a paper bag? Man: no thanks, she's pretty good looking."
"Why is it illegal to masturbate on an airplane? Because its high jacking."