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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Japanese pirate? J-Peg."
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"Heart melting love story: Boy: My wife & 2 kids. Heart melting love story: Boy: I can't marry u. My family is totally against it. Girl: Who r they 2 stop u? Boy: My wife & 2 kids."
"What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed? Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY? Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)"
"A Higgs Boson walks into a church The priest says ""we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here"". The Higgs Boson then replies ""but without me, how could you have mass?"""
"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt? The pussy is the cute fuzzy thing and the cunt is what it's attached to."
"""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" In 2020."
"Act happy in the supermarket checkout line to contradict the sad story unfolding on the conveyor belt."
"i was dating a hot air balloonist at least she let me down gently"
"Did you hear about the hillbilly yeast? It was in bread....."
"If it looks like a duck & shrieks like a drunken banshee it's probably a white woman getting her picture taken in the club."