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Joke of the Day

"A woman isn't really heartbroken unless she does something drastic to her hair."

"[Wheel] _'D L_K_ TO SOL__ TH_ P_ZZL_ I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat Go ahead I'd like to solve the puzzle Yes, go ahead No, I'd like to.."

"Hey dude that invented the unicycle... Where were you wanting to go ? then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle"

"BEST vine with nigga - chocolate milk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JZfR4PwIbs"

"{at fancy restaurant} Waiter: *pulls out chair* Me: ""Don't make this weird, dude."""

"What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none. They would just beat the room because it was black."

"What did the Gorilla call his first wife? His prime-mate!"

"I'm on hold with West Elm and they're playing a contemporary jazz song with a man saying ""aquarium"" every 4 counts. Hold music is evolving"

"Little Johnny & the Devil A Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, ""Do you believe in the Devil?"" ""No,"" said Little Johnny. ""It's the same as Santa Claus. I know it's my daddy."""