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Joke of the Day
"What do you call pickled bread? Dill Dough"
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"What do you call an unidentifiable eating disorder? An a-nom-aly"
"Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city? He was running out of patients."
"wife on facebook: homework with 9, he's doing so well! wife to me: it took him 8 tries to spell cake. CAKE. grab some wine on your way home"
"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: one to screw in the bulb and one to hold the ~~cock~~ ~~father~~ LADDER"
"You are what your parents ate too..I'm part black licorice..part hot dog."
"Personally, I don't believe in ""bros before hoes"" or ""hoes before bros"" There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis if you will."
"A man walks into a bar.... the bar is then raised to prevent anyone else from walking into it."
"Why engineers are boring"
"Got this one from my nephew Knock knock. Who's there? Hoo. Hoo who? Big summer blowout!"