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Joke of the Day

"wife on facebook: homework with 9, he's doing so well! wife to me: it took him 8 tries to spell cake. CAKE. grab some wine on your way home"

"Just because we share the same skin colour does not follow that I am obliged to always support you in every foolish and idiotic thing you say or do."

"[OC] What do you call a Latino on a bike? Juan less car (one less car)"

"Without Loss of Generality Assume x = 5"

"[two hours into describing a criminal to a police sketch artist] ...But when he took off the mask, he just looked like a normal guy"

"Honking the whole time isn't going to make everyone in front of you go any faster. Stupid geese."

"All the Geology majors at my university smoke a lot weed. I guess you could say that they're all a bunch of stoners."

"When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face? When her moustache is on fire!"

"What is the difference between a prison guard and a member of Congress One interacts with felons, half of which are probably innocent of crimes, and the other works on Capitol Hill."

"Does Rapunzel use the shampoo ""Head & Shoulders, knees & Toes."""