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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an unidentifiable eating disorder? An a-nom-aly"
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"What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters? TIE tanium"
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"Why do asians got to the hospital after voting? Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours."
"I asked my waitress if she thought me eating alone was embarrassing and she said, ""I work at Cheesecake Factory"""
"I say we take all the bad chemistry jokes and Barium"
"Why did the penis. . . Why did the penis stop going to the speakeasy? He was sick of ragtime."
"How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too? Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)"
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Rotten eggs"
"What happens to male anarchists as they get older? They go from having anti-state issues to having prostate issues."