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Joke of the Day

"Personally, I don't believe in ""bros before hoes"" or ""hoes before bros"" There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis if you will."

"It's widely known that some members of a prison population become well-read and crafty with words. Sometimes you can mix prose with cons."

"I keep trying to turn my hat around backwards so I can get down to business, but it's a sombrero and I'm making zero progress."

"Please may I have a new bum? Mines got a crack in it"

"What's an alcoholic's favorite book? Tequila mocking bird"

"What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't? A living Ben and Gwen."

"What time of day was Adam born? Just a little before Eve"

"Did you hear about the convicted grammar Nazi? He was *sentenced* to death"

"Why was Tigger always filthy? Because he was playing with Pooh."

"""someone bring me soup."" -every hot girl with a cold ever"