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Joke of the Day
"Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city? He was running out of patients."
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"Best Way To Impress a Girl.. Boy To Gym Coach: ""I Wanna Impress Cute Girl, I'm Gonna Meet In 3 Days Which Machine Should I Use?"" Coach: ""Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"""
"What is a polygon ? A dead parrot !"
"What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot? A Cellfie."
"The laminator is a device that sounds a lot more dangerous to baby sheep than it actually is."
"What did the candle say when he was down on his luck? I'm at wick's end."
"What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy? Poverty"
"Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wild dogs... One says to the other ""should we stop and outnumber them?"" ...   ""keep running you fool we're brothers!!"""
"Please don't put out your cigarettes in the urinal... they are so damn hard to light up again."
"Best advice I can give to newlyweds is to buy a really comfortable couch."