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Joke of the Day
"Why engineers are boring"
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"I saw the add on page one. I dont have a reason to stand for cancer. But I do have a reason to sit for diabetes."
"There should be a warning label on those straw cowgirl hats middle-aged women wear on vacation that reads: ""Will cause freckled cleavage."""
"Husband: I'm going to take kids to do something fun today so you can relax. Me: sounds awesome! H: Will you get them ready for me?"
"I'm not lazy... I'm just on my energy saving mode."
"What was the name of the Indian dating site? Connect the dots"
"I could win the Nobel Peace Prize and not feel as accomplished as I do when I successfully put together something from Ikea."
"What's a good thing and a bad thing at the same time.... seeing your mother in-law back off a cliff in your new car"
"I had to change the battery in my clock. It was about time."
"I got caught making out with my cousin once - mum and dad went mental. In my defence we were just kids, and there was an awful lot of alcohol at her funeral."