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Joke of the Day
"You are what your parents ate too..I'm part black licorice..part hot dog."
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"I was absolutely disgusted when a gay guy came on to me at the bar. After kicking his ass out the door, I went for a towel to clean it off."
"Why isn't /u/JokeExplainBot here anymore? There aren't jokes here. There are reposts here."
"Omg! Leonardo DeCaprio! Wanna hear a joke about the Oscars? Never mind, you probably won't get it anyways..."
"What did one sperm say to the other? How are we gonna find an egg in all this shit?!"
"I can't believe gay marriage is legal! What's next womens rights?"
"Wat do you call the entrance to a whore house? A Hodor"
"I beat my wife at dominos the other night. She needs to learn that I choose the pizza toppings."
"What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin? Immaculate Infection"
"How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years? Give them a bible"