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Joke of the Day

"Got this one from my nephew Knock knock. Who's there? Hoo. Hoo who? Big summer blowout!"

"Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5 and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."

"You know those voices in your head? Choose the smartest, sanest one and call it you."

"How does a sloth hang itself? By trying to jump rope."

"A tourist asks a man in uniform ""Are you a policeman?"" ""No I am an undercover detective."" ""So why are you in uniform?"" ""Today is my day off."""

"What's the difference between a urologist and an anesthesiologist? An urologist plays with somebody else's penis during surgery."

"If had a feminine side I would try and fcuk it."

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80 Aye matey."

"If love at first sight was really a thing, I would've been married to Cheetara from Thundercats"

"Do you know how to really disappoint a fellow redditor? [Repost] [Deleted] *repost*"