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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a slutty mermaid? An H2hoe"
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"Numbers don't lie but they don't tell the truth either. They're NUMBERS."
"I just had to fire my Korean housekeeper... ...She kept trying to wok the dog."
"Hey what's something great from the 90s that they don't have anymore? The twin towers"
"A gymnast walks into a bar...(X-Post from /r/funny) He gets a two-point deduction and ruins all chances of a medal."
"Why did the freshly circumcised penis experience uncontrollable road rage? Someone cut him off."
"If you're expecting a baby boy and your last name is Rowave, I've got a great recommendation for a name: Mike"
"I needed a password eight characters long... ... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."