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Joke of the Day

"A gymnast walks into a bar...(X-Post from /r/funny) He gets a two-point deduction and ruins all chances of a medal."

"How do you confuse a blonde? Hold up two shovels and say, ""Take your pick."""

"There's a new hair salon opening in Mordor! Appointment only, no walk-ins."

"I don't understand how Elvis got so fat He ate nothing but a hound dog"

"It's actually the voices outside my head that irritate me the most."

"What's so great about having sex while camping? Its fucking in tents!"

"What is beethoven doing in his grave Decomposing haha it's funni"

"I stopped leaning against walls because I couldn't trust the establishment..."

"She's marrying HIM?! TODAY?! *cut to me sprinting across town to stop the wedding but I see a good dog at the park and pet him instead*"

"How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear."