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"Knock knock.. Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke."
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"The Titanic was a German philosopher... It got famous for sinking."
"share your funniest joke ever (im looking for, dirty, racist, or really funny)"
"North Korea is back online after internet outage. Sources say South Korea changed the wifi password."
"Minnie asked Mickey Are you F*****g Crazy Mickey Replies 'No I'm F*****g Daisy"
"What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around stalking you after you toss a load in it."
"70 yr old boss: i have the body of a fit 30 yr old. Me: where? Buried in your rose garden?"
"How do epileptics keep fit? With strobe lights."
"When you're sitting on the toilet... The note scribbled on the wall reads: ""I sit here broken hearted... I came here to shit, but only farted."""
"Airline Prices Airline prices are getting out of control, soon they will start charging for emotional baggage. ""Where did he touch you as a kid? that will be an extra $50."""