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Joke of the Day

"If you're expecting a baby boy and your last name is Rowave, I've got a great recommendation for a name: Mike"

"It was announced today that General Electric bought the Italian airline, Alitalia The new company will be called GenItalia"

"What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!"

"I saw a guy with the word ""Integrity"" tattooed on the back of his leg & ""Inspiration"" on the other. Man, the backs of my legs are slackers"

"You'd think my hair would be a little more cooperative considering how many times I blow it per week."

"Why are people who work in IT amazing at relationships and sex? When there is a problem they just turn them off and back on"

"What is the capital of Greece? More than the capital of the UK."

"Scientists have looked into claims of widespread mansplaining... Turns out it's usually just an ovaryaction."

"I don't get why it's called a super moon It doesn't even have a cape"

"I was the kid your mom made you invite to your birthday party who then started crying and had to be picked up early."