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Joke of the Day

"Why is a great tune like great unprotected sex? The malady lingers on long after it's over ..."

"Covering your ears and screaming ""OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN"" is not appreciated by your coworkers. Apparently."

"Why don't tennis players get married? Because to them love means nothing."

"Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit? Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola."

"Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing? Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer."

"I hope there's a special place in Hell for me. I'd hate to be lumped in with all those other assholes."

"Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow."

"Why don't Mexican's sweat as much as other races? They don't want to fill up the river as they cross it."

"I heard Hillary paid a touching tribute at the 9/11 memorial... ...she collapsed."

"""Oh my god, that's so offensive!""- Someone, about everything."