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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an italian hooker? A pasta-tute"
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"People have always told me, ""Shoot for the stars"" So I became a celebrity hitman"
"Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest."
"Which villain did Batman face when he suffered a fatal masturbation accident? Deathstroke."
"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of the dog."
"If a fat person has a fully functioning penis... If a fat person has a fully functioning penis, does that make them a sperm whale?"
"Sperm is the best glue Have you ever seen a human being falling apart?"
"My boss: Are you on Twitter? Me: I've never heard of it. Is it a drug? Why would you ask? Am I acting funny? Maybe you're acting funny."
"[me as a passenger on the titanic] oh ewww are there olives in this salad? YOU be quiet lillian, i swear this trip cannot possibly get worse"
"What do black people drive? house prices down"