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Joke of the Day
"I needed a password eight characters long... ... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."
Next Joke
"I will not be stepping down as moderator for this sub-reddit, and here is why. I wasn't one in the first place."
"I'm having a lot of difficulty with knitting Oops, wrong thread."
"It's kill or be killed. Or eat a sandwich. Maybe go for a light jog. Draw a picture of a duck. There are a lot of options out there."
"She says talking to me is like talking to a kid. Therapist: And how many years has this been going on? *holds up 6 fingers* This many"
"Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts? Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers"
"If Pluto isn't a planet because it's too small... then do you really have a penis?"
"Why are ugly guys better with computers then women? Turning off a computer often fixes the problem."
"If someone wants something their whole life, and you make it happen after they die, that is so goddamned mean. What are you even thinking"
"""Ladies and Gents"" That concludes our tour of the toilets"