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Joke of the Day
"Why did the freshly circumcised penis experience uncontrollable road rage? Someone cut him off."
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"Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard? Buttons."
"Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special."
"I am angry but not like really angry. More like Facebook angry where I call you letters of the alphabet. You F'ing B."
"The way I see it, each lap I make around Costco's frozen food section should work off each sample I get from the ice cream sandwich lady."
"How much does a Human shield cost? One life"
"I will never forgive the nazis for what they did to my grandfather He worked 8 years on the guard tower with out a single promotion"
"The most I've ever paid for sex.., Is through marriage"
"PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it."
"I thinks it cool when X girlfriend becomes XL girldfriend."