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Joke of the Day
"Why did the freshly circumcised penis experience uncontrollable road rage? Someone cut him off."
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"[cashier training, day 1] ""Be sure to comment on everything a customer buys. They love that."""
"I have a joke. Just kidding."
"Joke What is a bed's motto"
"Jesus, the first pin up model"
"Why the Spainish love English class.... Essays"
"Your heart! *bursts out laughing* It's an inside joke."
"HOLD YOUR HORSES. TELL YOUR HORSES YOU LOVE THEM. DONT BE TOO STRICT WITH YOUR HORSES OR THEY'LL DATE OLDER HORSES GET TATTOOS & HAVE PONIES"
"Badly built roofs... Are exactly why I have truss issues"
"Math joke: Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"