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Joke of the Day
"Hey what's something great from the 90s that they don't have anymore? The twin towers"
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"Listening to dubstep. Wait nope just my cat tumbling in the dryer."
"Considering ""Thank You"" cards are a thing, I'm going to invent ""No, thank YOU!"" cards and people will send them back and forth forever."
"A dop Ted Father : Son, do we have any dop ted? Son : What's a dop ted? Father : You are. You're adopted. Son : Nice one dad. Father : I'm not your dad."
"""WHAT DO WE WANT?"" ""Hearing aids."" ""WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?"" ""Hearing aids."""
"saddam hussein is full of shiite."
"What does a prostitute wear on her feet? Whore shoes."
"What do you call a girl who pushed her father off a cliff? Pushpa!!"
"A baby seal walks into a bar, bartender asks what he's having.. anything but Canadian Club"
"When I'm happy, I drink and when I drink, I'm happy. Win/win!!"