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Joke of the Day

"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? Both lookin for a tight seal."

"Your Mother is like Communism... Shared by everyone."

"What does your hot mom where under her skirt? A Freudian slip."

"I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Then he put a black rubber ball in her mouth with a strap around her head I'm just telling you what I saw"

"My hangover has been going on for so long that I'm beginning to wonder if Peter Jackson directed it."

"Never trust someone who tells you mashed cauliflower tastes just like mashed potatoes. They'll lie to you about other things, too."

"Bill gates teaching a kindergarten class ""Let's count"" says Gates The children start counting as he told them to. 1,2,3.x,95,98,2000,ME,XP,7,8,8.1,9,10, 10 anniversary edition"

"As a kid my mom laughed at me because I was always worrying about being shot with a crossbow while on the toilet. Well who's laughing now?"

"A dashcam video of a cop lip-syncing and dancing to a Taylor Swift song went viral, which is just one more reason to hate the police."

"What's an ""oying""? This joke"