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Joke of the Day

"I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Then he put a black rubber ball in her mouth with a strap around her head I'm just telling you what I saw"

"One of Jesus' most impressive accomplishments was being 33 years old and still having 12 really close friends."

"Today, a hobo called me a beautiful princess, but he pronounced it ""I KNOW YOU HAVE CHANGE, YOU STUPID CRACKER BITCH!""."

"A chicken, a hawk and a duck walk into a lawn... SuperDuck"

"Animal Crackers... ... despised by gluten-free people and vegans"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger was ostracised when he was young. After taking steroids, however, he was Austria sized."

"I Once Tried to Break the World Record for Most Records Broken Suffice to say, the employees at Village Music World were not happy with me."

"Which of these jokes do the pigs like best? The corniest ones."

"I can't believe Penn State took the Joe Paterno Statue down. They should have just turned it so it looked the other way."

"Dude on Amtrak I sized up as being a lawyer just used ""litigation"" during a phone call. Feeling powerful right now."