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"What's an ""oying""? This joke"
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"A man once ate a whole deck of playing cards. A couple of hours later, he had to drop a deuce."
"Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks."
"World of Warcraft. The only time I let my 9 year old play with a priest."
"I like my women like I like my bread.... Brown and with nuts"
"Always remember that the key to a happy marriage is to use those three magic words. You're right dear."
"What is a soccer player's favorite drink? Sham-pain."
"Why is golf better than sex? It lasts for hours and there's 18 different holes."
"How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but he has to manufacture it first."
"It's crazy how tornadoes know which states don't matter to us."