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Joke of the Day

"Bill gates teaching a kindergarten class ""Let's count"" says Gates The children start counting as he told them to. 1,2,3.x,95,98,2000,ME,XP,7,8,8.1,9,10, 10 anniversary edition"

"What's similar between an old lady's vagina and an apple pie? You've got to bite through the crust to get to the cream inside Happy Valentine's day everyone ;)"

"School taught me a lot of stuff, but the most useful was how to get ready in 15 minutes"

"What's the hardest part about roller-blading? Telling your parents you're gay."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The P. If the P was taken away, he would be irate"

"I'm going to write a colorless geometry book. It'll be called ""Fifty Shapes of Grey."""

"Coworker: Stop Me: collaborate and listen Coworker: Don't Me: you forget about me Coworker: Hey! Me: teacher, leave them kids alone"

"What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common? a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it.."

"What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people? An icebreaker"

"""I can't find my gun"" I exclaimed as I rifled through my drawers."