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Joke of the Day
"What's an SJW's favorite JRPG? Chrono Triggered."
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"What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon? 1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one."
"Did you hear Burger King is promoting a black Whopper? McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder."
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell bad."
"If you're waiting on me to 'get ready' I'm probably just spending 20 minutes trying to get my hoodie strings the same length."
"I phoned the local gym... and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays.'"
"I wish I was as photogenic as most puppies."
"Chuck Norris *hates* Raymond."
"What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !"
"What equine likes to cut in line? A sawhorse!"