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Joke of the Day
"What's an SJW's favorite JRPG? Chrono Triggered."
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"Samoa is in 2 time zones Some of those people are living in the past"
"Why couldn't people find Joseph? He was Haydn!"
"DATE: You hear that an ostrich escaped from the zoo? ME: [from the kitchen] No DATE: Oh. What's for dinner? ME: A suspiciously large chicken"
"What is the world's fastest land animal? The Ethiopian chicken"
"how do you mathematically describe the tempo of global warming? Al Gore Rhythm"
"Just bought animal crackers and a kayak. I hate you Costco."
"The perfect response to ""there's a party in my pants and everyone's coming"" ""Is it a search party?"" Ba-dum-tiss.."
"Why do Christians like Swiss cheese? It's holey."
"What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses."