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Joke of the Day
"How did Harry Potter Get Down the Hill? Walking. JK. Rolling."
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"The Spy Who Loved Me But Wasn't, Like, IN Love With Me #RejectedBondTitles"
"Based on Harrison's choice of best place to land, golfers are the most dispensable."
"Why does everyone hate their elder brother?"
"The most complicated thing about women is the way their brains don't make any sense."
"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... Five."
"What did the Physics professor say to the fat kid in school? ""You've got a lot of potential!"""
"For something that has nine lives, you'd think this cat would spend at least one of them not being an annoying cunt."
"What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......"
"Just got a job as a software engineer for the government! My career as a professional shit poster is really gonna take off"