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Joke of the Day
"What equine likes to cut in line? A sawhorse!"
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"I got a job crushing cans... ...It's soda pressing..."
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"2015. Worse than the death of paper is the death of staplers. Rest in peace you sexy plastic alligators."
"Q: What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning? A: Straight talk."
"Did you hear about the man who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the Nobel prize."
"I asked my wife what would be the best way to get rid of our son's hiccups. She said, ""Stick on your priest costume."""
"I just baptized a bale of hay and now I have a Christian Bale."
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"What type of grain uses profanity? Vulgar Wheat"