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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !"
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"How did Reese die while eating cereal? Witherspoon"
"How do you starve a black guy? The same way you starve anyone else , you racist."
"EXEPT FOR TWO THINGS Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet"
"If life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia."
"Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? A: Siamese twins."
"Sometimes I'll show my husband the chewed up food in my mouth just so he's reminded of the delicacy and beauty of the flower he chose."
"What's your ringtone? That's nice, mine's a light shade of brown."
"My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization."
"The old waterlogged corpse gag How do you make a waterlogged corpse's dick float? Seltzer water, a scoop of strawberry ice cream, and a waterlogged corpse's dick."