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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Burger King is promoting a black Whopper? McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder."

"From what I've seen 3d printers print more than d d d."

"Yeah I got a job at Coca Cola... It's sodapressing."

"Did you hear about the blonde who froze to death at the drive in theater? She went to see Closed for the winter."

"My 4 yr old came in my room last night at 3am. I asked him what was wrong and he said ""how many eyebrows do I have?"""

"Why are there 2 dragon smileys on Whatsapp? ""He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head."" ""No babe, this calls for a full dragon."""

"What does a mechanic do for a one night stand? ... He nuts and bolts."

"I'm so bad with directions that every time I try to go to Pound Town I end up in the Friend Zone."

"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? ....getting her out of the wheelchair."

"Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan have a fight to the death. Who will win? Everybody."