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Joke of the Day

"What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon? 1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one."

"If pro is the opposite of con... What's the opposite of progress?"

"Yo momma is so fat Her toenails aren't painted, just redshifted"

"Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez. It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after."

"Arial walked into a bar. The bartender said ""We don't serve your type here."""

"Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants? because they serve Poutine."

"Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies? Too many thank-you notes."

"A man knocked my door for some donation.. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. i gave him a glass of water."

"Shake what yo mama gave you! Oh she just handed you a child. Don't shake that"

"Why would you download a car when you can download a shark, I'd bet it would be at least one gigabyte."