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"I wish I was as photogenic as most puppies."
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"They call my sister the Titanic because she once went down on a bunch of Irish peasants"
"Pix and Misc - Teacher win [pic]"
"Bully For You Q: Why did the bully go to beauty school? A: She wanted to tease hair"
"Whats another name for google glass? Dome Chrome."
"Everyone makes fun of North Korea's military Personally, I'm amazed and terrified. Just imagine what they would accomplish if they opened their eyes."
"The United States ruined Hiroshima. Which American city did Japan ruin? Detroit"
"Do not mess with bears. You'll be their victim. Yogi Bear wears clothes. Where did he get his clothes? That's right - a victim"
"I ate a lot. It tasted like cement."
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