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Joke of the Day

"Saw two bums in the street going at it with cardboxes boxes... Pillow fight!"

"Tie a sweater around your waist so you can pretend a short ghost is hugging you."

"We all will get this Tired of these jokes"

"Hey Starbucks. If you gotta name your drinks with stupid language, don't roll your eyes when I order a gitchy gitchy yaya mocha choca latte."

"I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury... I guess you could say they were baroque."

"Chivalry is so not dead. Most guys ask where you want it when they cum."

"What's a Redditor's favorite color? M'genta"

"What is the most confusing holiday in Harlem? Father's Day."

"Dang girl. Are you a werewolf... Cause I'm lycan what I see."

"Showers: never want to get in, then never wanting to get out."