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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One's pretty heavy and the other is a little lighter."

"Do your socks have holes in them? No? Then how did you get them on?"

"Why do people have legs? So our ass wouldn't hit the floor while we walk!!!!"

"I bet when Johnny Depp dies his only regret will be he didn't do enough Tim Burton films."

"I've got one for you. Game of War. Hardcore? Maybe if you're my mom."

"I have a great motto for a sperm bank. You spank it, we bank it."

"What did the pea say to the peanut? At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about."

"When toddlers get naked and run around giggling, it's ""cute"" and ""funny"" ...but when I do it, I'm ""drunk"" and ""not allowed back in Target"""

"so I saw an ad on ebay about a book on how to scam on ebay so i bought it.. It still hasn't arrived."

"So another way of saying a no-brainer would be...? A Kurt-Cobainer..."