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Joke of the Day
"What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card? Naboo"
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"Damn girl, are you a 48-pack of frozen corn dogs? Because I thought it would last forever."
"How I want to die... I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"Life without love is pointless.... Love without life is necrophilia"
"It is very wrong to ask a woman how much she weighs. (xpost from r/showerthoughts) Weight depends on the gravitational force of the planet you are on. You should ask her how massive she is."
"What's so cool about cemeteries? I don't get it. People are dying to get in them."
"Hit the popcorn button on my microwave but none has appeared yet? Life is bullshit."
"Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands? Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA"
"This will immediately prove if your racist or prejudice What do you call a black man on the moon........................... .........AN ASTRONAUT YOU RACIST"
"What's the difference between a prostitute and a crack dealer? A prostitute can sell her crack over and over again."