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Joke of the Day
"A heavy woman walks into a lingerie shop. She was bra'd"
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"For tentative people there's no place like ""erm""."
"Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!"
"I, for one, completely agree with Hitler's plan... ...to kill himself. ____________________________________ Besides, if it wasn't for Hitler, who else would we compare our enemies to?"
"Here's a quick joke for all you telepathic people out there."
"I recently stopped sending monthly payments to my exorcist... Because of that my house was repossessed"
"[Doctor's Office] Sir, it appears you have takes-everything-literally disease. ""Is it bad, doc?"" Yes, but bear in mind- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Haters gonna hate... Masters gonna bate."
"What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play? No MAN'S sky!"
"A third grader opens the door and yells to his mom. ""Mom! Today I found out I have a bigger penis than all the other kids!"" ""That's because you're 23, Tyrone."""