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Joke of the Day
"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Not zri, but fuehrer."
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"Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo."
"Sloth 911: What's your emergency [1 week later] Sloth: I'VE BEEN SHOT [1 week later] Sloth 911: DON'T MOVE! We'll be there in a month"
"Why do gods eat swiss cheese? Because its holy"
"Spice up your Facebook timeline when someone's status turns to ""It's complicated"" by posting ""thanks for last night"" underneath it."
"A father takes his son fishing Son: Dad, can you teach me how to catch fish? Dad: Sure, son! first you throw the clickbait into the water Son: What next? Dad: What happens next will shock you!"
"The new iPhone 7 is just a slower, heavier, thicker, and much less attractive version of the iPhone 8."
"Handjobs and blowjobs Handjobs from girls that speak sign language count as blowjobs."
"7 has started saying ""your life just got better,"" whenever he enters the room; humility is not this kid's strong-suit."
"On the street a person has a heart attack. Someone shouts: - Is there a doctor? Vegan: - I am a vegan."