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Joke of the Day
"Handjobs and blowjobs Handjobs from girls that speak sign language count as blowjobs."
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"What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly? They ostrich-sized him"
"EVIL TUNA Did you hear about the evil tuna? He was rotten to the albacore."
"Why do skunks celebrate valentines day? Because they are very scentimental."
"If a friend tells you a half-assed joke that's not worthy of an LMAO, give them a LOCO - laughing one cheek off"
"What do the Optimist Club and the Mile High Club have in common? They're both about giving a flying fuck."
"Today, I looked in the mirror and didn't even recognize myself... Then, I realized it was a window."
"How do dinosaurs smell? Ex-stinky"
"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get your nose between its legs?"
"What do you call a thick wire made of phone batteries? Likable"