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Joke of the Day

"How do you fit 6 million Jews into a car? Send them to clown school."

"I'm a Renaissance Man in the sense that I'm confused and frightened by everything in 2011."

"Yeah, hi, I'd like 500 pizzas over the course of the next 10 years delivered to wherever I am in the world, thanks."

"My mother didn't want me to go to culinary school. She said it would be a high whisk environment."

"Whats the difference between blowing an Asian and a Caucasian. The only Asian thing that will touch the throat is the sperm."

"My girlfriend had sex with her ex, instead of breaking up with her I did the same thing. For the record he said I'm a much better kisser."

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take... -Lee Harvey Oswald"

"The good news is my black girlfriend says I have mean dick The bad news is she's a mathematician."

"King Arthur wasn't pleased with the quality of his new table. The carpenter had cut some corners."

"""Welcome, teachers & parents, to our community school assembly"" *gestures to 237 IKEA boxes* ""Let's begin! Who's got the Allen wrench?"""