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Joke of the Day

"A father takes his son fishing Son: Dad, can you teach me how to catch fish? Dad: Sure, son! first you throw the clickbait into the water Son: What next? Dad: What happens next will shock you!"

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"Allergies I have allergies to Pollen. I just realized that's plant sperm. Now when people ask ""What are you allergic to?"" and can tell them Plant Spern"
"At the disco last night. They played twist. I did the twist. They played jump. I jumped. They played come on Eileen. I got kicked out."
"""LeBron has cramps""... I get those every month you baby."
"I was going to post a chemistry joke But then I thought ""Na, they won't like it"""
"I treat my wife the same way I treat a bottle of ketchup... I always take the top off, flip it upside down, and hit it has hard as I can."
"Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars."
"I'm going to walk up to strangers and ask ""Would you take a photo of me?"" If they say yes, I will hand them a photo of me and walk away."
"Bill Cosby's business card... Sorry I missed you, I was in while you were out."
"nothing sexier than a Subway Sandwich Artist spreading tuna salad with an ice cream scoop"